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LEGO, Massouken, stoned
With the recent success of LEGO video games, we at the-minusworld decided to come up with five movies we want to see get the LEGO treatment. Enjoy, because these are definitely never going to happen.
LEGO No Country For Old Men
How often does a game let you play as unlucky trailer trash, a crusty, pseudo-philosophical cop, and a deranged, air gun-wielding psychopathic killer with a bowl cut that would make The Beatles cringe? Not often enough.
LEGO Half Baked
A cult classic that made smoking weed cool. OK, smoking weed has always been cool, so that might be stretching it. Rumor has it that a LEGO dime bag comes free with purchase, which kind of sucks since you can’t smoke it (though I’m sure you potheads will try anyway).
LEGO Rocky III
Fight as the Italian Stallion before he was pummeled into dementia by Ivan Drago. Early word is that half the game will be a homo-erotic training montage, so when Apollo Creed asks you to “pound some meat,” he just wants you to use a dead cow as a punching bag, not rusty trombone each other after sprinting down a beach.
LEGO Juno
Unplanned teenage pregnancy has never been more fun! Lead Juno and her baby’s daddy (that falsetto-voiced kid from Superbad) on an epic quest to find a couple to adopt their unborn lovechild. Or just abort it and eat a case of orange Tic Tacs.
LEGO The Passion Of The Christ
You are the Christ. Battle your way through the New Testament to save Mary Magdelene from the evil clutches of Pontius Pilate. SPOILER WARNING: You die at the end, but not before paving the way for anti-Semitism, centuries of Catholic guilt, and Mel Gibson to make a shit-load of cash off the religiously insecure.
36 comments 
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06.16.2008 ,
at 1:20 am
It’s all about Lego Fast and the Furious.
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06.16.2008 ,
at 2:03 am
Nah, moar like it’s all about LEGO Die Hard.
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06.16.2008 ,
at 9:52 am
I see this as a challenge…
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06.16.2008 ,
at 10:03 am
Hahaha @ “You are the Christ”
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06.16.2008 ,
at 10:30 am
My lord would never be smoking a cigarette you heathens…
And Rambo ain’t no gay…
Nice try, but these movies don’t deserve this. -
06.16.2008 ,
at 11:51 am
Ha Ha, those are awesome.
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06.16.2008 ,
at 4:17 pm
…Unplanned teenage pregnancy has always been fun.
Thanks for the spoiler warning
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06.16.2008 ,
at 8:41 pm
How about:
Lego CSI
Lego Clockwork Orange
Lego A-Team
Lego Backdraft
Lego Seinfeld
Lego OrgazmoI blame EGM for involving Lego Halo in their april fools joke…
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06.16.2008 ,
at 9:29 pm
I’m looking forward to Lego Silence of the Lambs *pftftftftftft*
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06.16.2008 ,
at 11:13 pm
replace half baked with fear and loathing
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06.16.2008 ,
at 11:36 pm
How about:
Lego Deliverance
Lego Debbie Does Dallas -
06.17.2008 ,
at 2:08 am
LEGO Brokeback
LEGO Sweeney Todd -
06.17.2008 ,
at 2:45 am
LEGO Twin Peaks
LEGO IRREVERSIBLE
LEGO ONG BAK -
06.17.2008 ,
at 3:01 am
LEGO movies… sound interesting.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 3:15 am
LEGO Requiem for a Dream
LEGO Glengarry Glen Ross
LEGO Cannibal Holocaust
LEGO Trainspotting
LEGO Battle Royale
LEGO Ichi the Killer -
06.17.2008 ,
at 4:09 am
Grand Theft Lego
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06.17.2008 ,
at 6:25 am
Ah man, those look like some pretty cool games. Someone whould put them together!
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06.17.2008 ,
at 7:30 am
You are a waste of space.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 7:57 am
None of those were even a little bit clever or funny. Stop trying to be funny cause you’re not.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 9:23 am
I think this stuff is hillarious… but what about…
LEGO Texas Chainsaw Massacre
LEGO Rocky Horror Picture Show
LEGO Saw
LEGO Shaun of the DeadAnd if you dont think this is funny, dont read it. YOu read all the way to here, so chuckle a little, and quit being a whiny baby.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 10:28 am
Lego Pulp Fiction should’ve been on that list as well, IMO.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 11:33 am
How about Showgirls Lego.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 2:30 pm
The Road Warrior, or Mad Max 2 as it was known elsewhere.
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06.17.2008 ,
at 4:25 pm
Cool set of games.Lego is the best.
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06.18.2008 ,
at 10:24 am
This is such an odd lego entourage
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06.18.2008 ,
at 1:36 pm
Lego Deep Throat
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06.19.2008 ,
at 5:57 pm
Lego Alien/Aliens?
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06.21.2008 ,
at 5:28 am
Horrible, horrible and horrible
very very very bad pictures!!!
My boy did done!!!
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06.21.2008 ,
at 12:56 pm
Lego Battle Royale anyone?
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06.25.2008 ,
at 10:45 pm
this article sucks dork! Team Lethal Weapon ITS A MOVEMENT
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06.26.2008 ,
at 12:22 pm
/\ ITS A MOVEMENT with 11 members relegated to a myspace group that’s 98% comprised of socially awkward dudes in ridiculous outfits:
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06.26.2008 ,
at 12:35 pm
HEY DIV & STUIPD-if its not clever why does it make you mad? what do you hate more, someone being more successful at being hilarious than you or your disgusting triple muffin top that is currently hiding a double whopper from 8 months ago that is so perfectly preserved from your salty sweat that you could still eat it. why dont you go fill your mouth with more cheetos then pick your crotch with your cheeto fingers and get a yeast infection in your tainted fat pussy. you comedy-hating megawhore. scratch that you have to have sex to be a whore, so really i gave you too much credit. you deserve a blumpkin.
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06.26.2008 ,
at 6:50 pm
Funny stuff.
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07.1.2008 ,
at 11:33 pm
Great! But need to see some people pissing on each other. That’s the turn on for me.
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07.20.2008 ,
at 3:44 am
Always wanted Lego Zulu!
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11.8.2008 ,
at 6:39 pm
a think that lego harry potter could be coming out the way the 2 star wars games out
