I see that Cliffy B isn't one to be outdone by Itagaki. Now that Ryu can lop heads/legs/arms off with a high level of accuracy, Cliffy felt the need to make sure that Marcus can chop a mother in half with one fell swoop of the chainsaw. Truly Epic

Wow, the GOW defence force are out in...force...this morning.

No, you're just retarded.

What a surprise; it's Zeus throwing about personal insults. Shouldn't you be having text wars with John about Cliffy B, or something.

laughable Troll above aside... excellent stuff, one to get by the looks about it!

Actually it's true. I don't even own the game and I voted you down. Because you were being retarded.

Yes, perhaps the game is a little bit dumb and overly testosterone filled. But it does it very well, and has excellent gameplay to match.

"Yes, perhaps the game is a little bit dumb and overly testosterone filled. But it does it very well, and has excellent gameplay to match."

"But it does it very well"

I don't mean to be rude, but that is a rather disappointing statement and I'm disappointed at you for saying that. You've given up on games aiming for betterment and, instead, you've settled for the lowest common denominator. Surely, we can do better.

For goodness sake Bowser, shut up. People have a right to play whatever they want. If you want to play some intellectually challenging game, then no one's stopping you. If you think there aren't enough because resources are being 'wasted' on overly macho games like this that lots of people still want to play, then go out and start developing them yourself instead of bitching. I will definately be enjoying GOW2, but that doesn't mean I couldn't debate Kierkegaard with you all evening!

Disregarding the Raheem's challenge for an existentialism debate, I would like to point your attention to a glorious article I've just read:

http://danielprimed.com/gaming/general-gaming/why-i-view-the-xbox-360-as-gaming-non-event#more-626

Mr Primed articulates, in such a brilliant way, what my problem is with this game and the 360 as a whole. He has a wonderful way with words and I hope you'll all read it and enlighten yourselves.

Lord Bowser sounds like Jack Thompson... Hey Jack!

Although GoW never was a game I anticipated in the first place, I have rented it and finished it. It was ok by all means but nothing to make me go WOW!!!!! With that aside, I'd like to point out to Lord Thompson that his comment (no matter how trollish it may be) is misplaced. If people want to play a video that has this amount of violence in it, let them be. You have no credibility in this matter and neither do you have the right to bring those people down. With that said, go back to bed Jack Bowser and enjoy your own personal feeling of superiority, while we forget your existence for ever.

Bowser, I read the article you linked and don't really understand what your point is. The guy's biggest criticisms seemed to be that he doesn't have the time or money to play the 360... which could be said for any gaming system.

I don't get the ridiculous anti-360 attitude both you and he appear to have. If you don't like it, fair enough. You really don't have to. But don't try and tell me that something I derive enjoyment from is the 'wrong choice'. Better yet, fuck off.

"Lord Bowser sounds like Jack Thompson... Hey Jack!"

I second that. Go spew your baseless propaganda on NIMF not here Jackass. I would not be surprised if JackASS Thompson did post here. If he did, he would say something alot like what Bowserboy did.

Remember kiddies, in the 50's it was COMIC BOOKS that were the death of American "morals."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/05/08/comic.books/index.html

When will society's "protectors" EVER learn that it is the PARENTS responsibility to raise thier children.

White Sox, I don't think you understand my objections. You are being deliberately obtuse or you haven't read and interpreted what I've said in a proper manner.

I have no problem with violence, just give a logical, thoughtful reason for the violence...

...I responded to Maverick later in the thread. Read it there. I really don't want to respond to you seeing as your trollish background. It feels like validation and I believe I'm above that.

I think killing aliens is pretty logical.

I think kidnapping the same woman and forcing her to marry me is pretty logical, doesn't make it logical.

Lord Bowser

In order to properly prepare for re-election, you must have enough money for bribes.

Pro Gone hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs.

The Stanley PowerLock tape measure in 25' long.

Primitivo is Red Zinfandel and it was brought over by the Greeks to Italy about 2900 years ago. It can contain the highest alcohol % of any Vinni vinifera grape.

Krazy Ken, you want me to lend you a Panda? Pandas for a cigar, what do you say?

Well, I'm lost.

Haha.. what fucktard you are, Lord Bowser. The game is about aliens taking over Earth and attempting to wipe out all the humans. And, thus, the humans are fighting back. I don't give a shit one way or the other if you like this type of game and the story may not be deep, but the premise is entirely logical. Despite your attempt to come across as an intellectual, you really just sound like a freaking idiot.

Shut the hell up bowser. Im a Nintendo fanboy and still voted you down.

"Despite your attempt to come across as an intellectual, you really just sound like a freaking idiot."

I wouldn't attempt such a thing. Your accustation, it upsets me, greatly. I reiterate: I would never act in such a way. And never in that condescending manner Benny has been alluding to. That's just wrong and plain disrespectful.

If I tried to be intelligent then I am truly, truly sorry. It won't happen again.

Hmm. Lord Bowser? I'm pretty sure Bowser is from a Nintendo game, so you're obviously a Nintendo fanboy.

So you're calling GoW2 the "lowest-common-denominator". I bet you were one of the people who said Grand Theft Auto IV was a rehash and then praised Mario Kart Wii, despite its Gamecube circa 2002 graphics, bass-ackwards online system and reliance on a gimmick (the 15 dollar hunk of plastic called the Wii Wheel).

Get over yourself.

Seriously Bowser, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

No, no, no.

I dislike MKWii and GTA4 as much as GOW. Mario Kart felt cold, lacking in that Nintendo magic, and GTA hasn't changed one iota since GTA3 on the PS2. It's the smae game over and over again. The same criticism can be applied to Mario Kart.

No, no, no.

You have me mistaken for a fanboy. I'm no fanboy, I'm jaded. There's a tremendous difference. The only saving grace of this generation is the DS and PSP. Two glorious consoles which have attempted something different, while the home consoles unfortunately stick to staidness and bizarre motion gimmicks.

Wow Bowser, someone else who supports the PSP?

Seriously, I'm with you on that. If it wasn't for say, the actual weight of the device on top of the dead pixels, it'd be a nearly flawless portable media player that also has gaming capabilities.

I'm with you on this. I know I'm no more capable of saying I'm pro-innovation and down putting Gears of War 2, but this game looks more pathetically similar to the first.

Before someone were to jump on me as well, I'd like to make two things clear. First, I am a wii owner, but I haven't used the thing in months. I finished brawl within a week of it coming out, not counting all the challenges, but that's not the point here. On top of that, I just don't want Mario Kart Wii because since the difficulty of most nintendo games seems to have dropped off the charts as of late, I just don't want to bother.

Second is, I played Gears of War to completion over at a friends house when we spent the night there... Thankfully there was another friend because about halfway through the second or third area, I just couldn't play it anymore.

This series has a good plot, art direction... And that's about it. The controls and everything are just unpleasant and honestly, I found it incredibly difficulty to play with how things work.

Maybe it's because I'm either used to more smoothly flowing gameplay... Or maybe it's because I prefer FPS's and a good high mouse sensitivity.

Honestly, few improvements here and there and it looks like all we have is a less advancing version of Halo 2. At least the innovations with that were enough to merit it being good.

Seriously, this is just getting old. You people keep eating up the same old sci-fi/action shooter crap on that system and yet you won't give other stuff a try. I thank those who do but... I can't help but think that the Gears of War fanbase is mostly made up of people who lack the ability to realize, there's a lot more variety out there.

I'm just gonna shut up here before I get accused of being a fanboy or some other crap. All I can say is to people who play mostly Gears of War or Halo 3 or Madden or some crap... Those of you posting here and reading this... Please, play other games. By not expanding your library and giving other titles a try, the standards for gaming is eventually going to be that in order for a game to be good, it has to be a shooting game, set in either a gritty, mob-like corrupted city or a desolate earth like planet where aliens or something similar is attacking...

And then we'll be lucky if we ever see gems like Okami, No More Heroes, Eternal Sonata, Katamari Damacy, Echochrome or flOw to ever grace our consoles once more.

Please... play other games for the sake of the industry.

Lord Bowser, I'm looking forward to seeing your name at the top of the leaderboard for Interior Decorating Hero.

When that new Barbie game comes out it'll keep Lord Bowser busy and off these boards.

Cause ya know, you two are so mature and intelligent that you must DEFINITELY not be the REAL fanboys, attacking someone just because they're giving an opinion.

It's amusing the people posting act like they're better than this 'supposed' nintendo fan, who's really just a gamer sick of the industry's crap lately, because the interior decorating hero and barbie game are totally clever and unique.

Just like the game they are defending so blindly.

You'd do wise to take a note for Yahtzee on the whole point that the crusade like defending of your favored company, console or game is pointless. You may be the customers but let's face it, all they look at is the sales numbers... They really don't care that much about you defending their game on some blog or forum.

But he's whining and bitching for what seems to be the sake of it. So the game's lacking a little in plot? So what? I don't play Gears of War for that, I play it because I bloody well enjoy it. If a good plot comes along with the gameplay I'm all for it, but it really is a secondary factor.

What we're forgetting is that you, me, Bowser nor anybody else posting here has played the damn game. Nobody knows how much better the storyline is this time around. That doesn't mean we can't be excited and anticipate what's to come, but it DOES mean that we should hold judgement. Especially when that judgement is full of precursory moans and groans.

I think Bowser was probably the wrong choice of name: Koopa Lawrence would probably be a much better fit.

MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.

Lord bowser I doubt you have taste, I doubt you have ever played a game that is noteworthy in anyway or else you would not be dissing Gears of War cause guess what Gears is a good game, I have played alot of good games, games with good design in gameplay mechanics, graphics, character development, storyline development and overall good production values, I kinda know what I'm on about. on top of that Gears popularized the cover system and so has the best cover and aiming system in any game I have ever play, on top of that GTA and Mario kart are good games, although they have their shortfalls, and yes I agree with the mariokart has crap graphics, but I don't agree with the same game released over and over, now I wish I had a point ot what I am saying but I already forgot what I was talking about, oh and in Gears of War humans settled what they thought was an empty planet making the locusts not really that evil, although they are the agressors, they see themselves as being oppressed by the humans. Lastly I Lord bowser did this for flamebait since he replied to a comment with something of no relevance at all, on top of that if you read his other comments you will notice that he is a complete retard who knows nothing about gaming or basic logic.

Well, at least Phil understands.

No I'll skip this, I'd rather not play what results as an extended minigame. Crouch and shoot, over and over with up to 4 enemies on screen at any one time. I can hardly contain myself.

@Fernando

You have some serious issues ... Did you read the joystiq article that poked fun at you for being a Nintendo Zealot? ... You got your 15 minutes of internet fame for being the close minded & hateful prick we all know you are ... I can't wait to get me some free swag once you lose the GTA IV PS3 vs Mario Kart Wii sales in the USA

@White Sox

Kill Zone II does look incredible ...

Did you play the Haze demo? It was actually a very fun game ... I think its going to be a pretty fun game ... The graphics were pretty good as far as the character designs ... I don't see where all the hate is coming from with that game ... The level was short and not a great level but the gameplay and characters are solid ... It doesn't reinvent the wheel or anything but it is much better than Timeshift or Blacksite will ever be ... PS3 owners who want some fun online play have serious options with Haze and Metal Gear Online ...

Killzone II looks better than COD4 at this point

McPoop,

Haze I give an INC. I only played for a short time, and I have not gone back yet. As for KZ2, goto the EU store and DL the trailer from Playstation day, I think its under duck and cover or something like that. Also, Motorstorm2 looks incredible as well.

Check em out.

Poop, don't be an ass. Fernando has never been hateul on this site. He's a huge fanboy, no doubt, but he's never stooped to personally insulting people.

Seriuosly gosh you've never come off as condescending, which I'm sure you convince yourself of when you post 10 paragraph asinine posts. Length does not equal you being any better than Fernando.

Impressive indeed...

@Markez

So what are you the FDF - Fernando Defense Force

Shut up you crybaby ... I guess your referring to my post about the Wii a few days back ... I must have struck a nerve ... Its just a matter of opinion troll boy ... Calling my post asinine because I have an opinion that differs from your is just being a sour puss ...

Does the wittle bebe want his wubby???

No, but you called him a hateful prick? You and I both know that isn't the case, he's just a hardcore fan boy. Calling me a troll? I could care less, I know I'm not. And I wasn't referring to a specific post of yours at all, I could really care less than to pay that much attention to recall specif
ic posts of yours. You're typically just the sort who believes that he who posts last, and he posts the longest entry is right.

Hey when is LA Noire coming out? And what the hell is a wubby?

@Markez

I don't think LA Noire has a release date set yet ... There is also an "unnamed" PS3 project that Sony has as an exclusive from Take 2 because of letting them out of the GTA timed exclusivity deal ... A wubby would be a baby's pacifier ... As far as your accusation that I intentionally write long responses at the end of a thread so I can "pretend I am correct". That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. I don't write long responses so I can feel better about myself rather I do it because thats what I have to say on the subject ... You can defend Fernando all you want but the fact of the matter is he has more malice and malcontent for Sony its borderline obsessive compulsive ... I think he is a hateful prick because he will bash Sony at any chance he gets ... Case and point he did it in this thread which was a Gears Of War II thread ... I think its semantics and your missing the big picture ... I have no hidden agenda I just call them like I see them ... If you have issue with something I write why not bring it up in its proper context instead of making sweeping generalizations that has no relevancy in this topic ... Is this reply to long for you?

Isn't that what you usually say anyways? Not anything about GoW2 or R2, but bashing PS3?? Haha.. Same old...

Hey, Fernando, have you played, let alone seen, any resistance 2 gameplay? Oh, what's that? No, you haven't?

Then STFU

mmm... yes, there are some Resistance 2 videos on Gametrailers, from the Sony Day a couple days ago.

Yea, but that's multiplayer footage, not single player.
I failed to specify. This is the single player footage of gear of war 2, so don't compare it to the multiplayer of resistance 2.

Cmon seriously? Are you really going to start another flame war Fernando? I mean can't you just comment on the game itself without bringing Sony into it for no reason whatsoever other than to piss off sony fanboys?

Sorry Vegeta =(

Good night... time to sleep.